What is that in the heck?
Hope you had a nice weekend. No, really.
Here behind the Orange Curtain this weekend, temperatures were mildly cool, ~62 degrees, under a series of passing clouds. One or two of these clouds actually dropped a wee spittle of rain drops. Nothing that would drive me indoors from playing some ball with Thing1 and Thing2.
So imagine my surprise when I turn on the local EyeWitless Evening News Weekend Edition, that all of their newsreporting technological resources were devoted to "STORM WATCH 7000". Huh? A few drops? Storm Watch? And I think my job got slow from time to time. As my recently turned 4-year-old Thing 2 would ask, well, see the title of this post.
Apparently viewers living in the far north of the broadcast region had a slight sprinkle or two as well, enough to count for a passing shower. And since we're well behind average in rainfall so far this year (1" vs a regular 6"), some roads got a bit slippery.
So they have the obligatory Southern Californian, who is always from somewhere else originally, declare to a live reporter "People here just don't know how to drive in the rain!"
First off, as an aside, as I've gotten older I've come to realize that I am in a very small minority of people who live in the greater Los Angeles area (and yes, Orange County IS in the greater Los Angeles area) that were actually born here and have lived here all of my life.
Every time a couple of clouds get together and precipitate a drop or two, there's always some moron on the TV news declaring that these people out here just don't know how to drive in these conditions.
Attention Mr. Driving Critic: Instead of telling us how badly we drive in the rain, why don't you a) let us in on exactly HOW to drive, b) shut the fuck up, and c) move back to whereever your kind know how to operate a motor vehicle in less than optimal climatologic conditions.
Really, how does one drive in the rain? People here, who rely on their cars more than their oxygen, drive slower - much, much slower. Does Mr. Safer-Than-Thou advocate driving faster, at a normal pace, as if the rain were not slickening the road? Or even slower still, backwards almost. Please enlighten me. Because the idiots on the TV news don't give two shits about raising the awareness of their moronic viewer base (that's me in there too!), they just want their ratings to remain high by scaring the living shit out of you with every possible threat to your happiness and sense of well-being.
That's about all I've got to say about that. Feh.

